"Our Faces are lies and our necks are the truth." p. 5

"your purse has accumulated the debris of a lifetime." p. 11

"Maintenance is what you do just so you can walk out the door. . ." p. 31

"Once I picked up a copy of Vogue while having my hair done, and it cost me twenty thousand dollars. But you should see my teeth." p. 35

"I could die from not being able to read the print on the pill bottle." p. 53

"Parenting was a participle, like going and doing and crusading and worrying; it was active, it was energetic, it was unrelenting." p. 57

"But it's not love. It's just where I live." p. 84

"I am probably the only young woman who ever worked in the Kennedy White House that the president did not make a pass at." p. 89

"a mouse potato. It means someone who's as connected to her computer as...