Summary

In the section “Never Look for Ice Cream in a Sperm Freezer” the group learned that Dr. Grady McKeon had given his testicle dissolving corn to television star James Arness as well as the pope. The Great Seal of McKeon Industries served as the door to the sperm vault. The group also found the door to Dr. Grady’s McKeon’s brain room.

In the section “A Real Concrete Iowa Thinker” there were two heads looking at them from McKeon’s desk when they opened the door to his office. They were actually grimacing lemur masks. They found things in McKeon's office that were similar to those that were in Johnny’s office. There were also five old-fashioned television sets in the office but...