Summary

Greg went back into his mom's closet over the weekend and found his old Body Blankie, which is similar to the Snuggie. It's a full-body blanket that lets you keep your arms warm while you reach for a drink or the remote control. Greg remembers that when his parents gave it to him as a Christmas gift, he wasn't excited. But the moment he put the Body Blankie on, he changed his mind, calling the creator of the Body Blankie a "genius". Rodrick got one at the same time Greg did, and Greg remembers that Rodrick liked his even more than Greg. So much so, that Rodrick wouldn't take his off for about five days, until their mom made him take a shower. Rodrick would also fall asleep "whenever the mood struck," since he was so comfortable in his Body Blankie. Greg...