Summary

Greg is tired of being afraid of the Mingo kids, so he decides to find an after-school club he can join. He thinks if he can walk home later, the Mingo kids won't be outside waiting for him. Greg has never joined a club before but he is willing to try something in order to avoid the Mingo kids.

When Greg stays after school to decide on a club to join, he passes up the Board Game Club because it's run by Mr. Nern, the Pillow-Fighting Club because he didn't think it was a good fit (the students were wearing masks and Vikings-style helmets), and the Free Hug Club because he thinks it's strange. Greg pulls out his trust Magic 8 Ball to decide which club to join. He asks about each club, and gets mostly No's, but gets a Yes when he...