Summary

Greg is excited when Aunt Gretchen and her terror twins only stay for two days instead of their usual one week. Greg's dad had them leave because the night before, Malcolm called 911 when there was no more ketchup. It took Greg's parents about two hours to sort everything out with the cops. So Aunt Gretchen and the boys went to Gramma's to stay. Not only is Greg glad that Malvin and Malcolm aren't in the house anymore, but he also gets to go back to his bed. For the last two nights, Greg had been sleeping on a leaky air mattress in Rodrick's room. He was always flat on the floor by the morning.

One of the mornings when Greg woke up on the deflated air mattress, he spotted a Magic 8 Ball under Rodrick's bed. Greg gets pretty excited because he's always...