"What do you want it for anyway? You going to eat it or something?"
"Wash your mouth out with soap. I'm a Haruspex, I am."
Chap. One, p. 2

"It's like that, is it? Well, well, well. She had to come back sooner or later. And I'm not going to miss her this time. Am I, birdie?"
Chap. One, p. 6

"To be honest, I think love is complete bullshit. I don't think anyone ever loves anyone. I think the best people ever get is horny: horny and scared, so when they find someone who makes them horny, and they get too scared of the world outside, they stay together and call it love. "
Chap. One, p. 7

"Well, you be good to her. She's been through a lot lately. Her whole family's passed away last month. She didn't tell you about that? Some guy went up onto the sidewalk, ploughed...