Summary

This story is told from a third person limited point of view. The main character, Douglas, is a man who has been artificially reincarnated nine times by Soul Co. He loves staying home and having sexual pleasure from both looking at asses and sharing downloads with other users. We learn that Douglas’ world includes all reincarnated people, from President George Bush to Brad Pitt. Tibet is now US enemy number one. The Dali Lama has gone into hiding and the US is officially at war with Tibet, where Buddhist terrorists are hiding as they kidnap tourists looking for enlightenment and using artificial forms of reincarnation. Douglas works from Soul Co. as a courier for souls which are in the process of being reincarnated. Each soul is packaged in a small crystal and then transported by Douglas to wherever they need...