Summary

Chapter One – Fifteen year-old sophomore Dylan is a large, muscular, hairy kid, and is six-foot-four in height. He attends Saint Lawrence Catholic High School, which has recently decided to ban hats. Because of this, Dylan can no longer hide his face. Dylan is best friends with a kid named JP, and is secretly in love with a kind girl named Fern Chapman. JP is handsome, popular, and good with girls. Dylan is grateful for his friendship because JP is not, and never has been, deterred by Dylan’s looks or hanging out with him. However, Dylan is not always a good best friend. JP pays his barber to shave Dylan’s head completely when Dylan asks for a modern cut instead. Dylan now cannot hide his face behind his hair.

At home, he punches a mirror, and heads out onto his roof...