"All I Really Need to Know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten."
Pg. 6

"Sitting there waiting, I contemplated the detergent box. I like Cheer. I like the idea of a happy wash."
Pg. 13

"Nature so works in that everybody gets a turn at getting what they deserve in one way or another."
Pg. 46

"Crayolas plus imagination (the ability to create images) - these make for happiness if you are a child."
Pg. 50

"There must be billions of sheets of paper in every country in the world, in billions of boxes and closets and attics and cupboards, covered with billions of pictures in crayon."
Pg. 51

"The winding down of summer puts me in a heavy philosophical mood."
Pg. 53

"You will continue to read stories of crookedness and corruption - of policemen who lie and steal, doctors who reap where...