"One day you'll discover that the opinions of worthless people are worthless," he murmured to Bink. "You have to do it your own way. I comprehend that, and wish you well-on your own." Chapter 2, p. 20

"In folklore, such a hero always received a most intriguing reward. In reality, the hero was as likely as not to find himself in need of rescue, as now. Well, such was real life justice in Xanth." Chapter 3, p. 69

"Bink, I'm glad you said that. It shows you are a fine honest lad. Most magic talents aren't worthwhile anyway. What use is it to make a pink spot appear on a wall? It may be magic, but it doesn't accomplish anything. You with your strength and intelligence, have more to offer than the great majority of citizens." Chapter 4, p. 83

"Women are the curse of mankind," Crombie said vehemently. "They trap men into marriage...