The story of What I Really Think of You occurs in the small town of Seaville located near the Atlantic Ocean on a tip of Long Island. Seaville has eight churches, including Dr. Guy Pegler's on-the-air ministry and his new TV Summer House. Not included in the count are the Jewish Center and The Helping Hand Tabernacle. The Helping Hand Tabernacle, known simply as "The Hand" is the Fundamentalist church pastored by Opal Ringer's father, Reverend Royal Ringer. According to Opal, all the "fancy" churches are along the main street. Even the Black Baptist Church is located on the "good side of the track." The Hand, however, is located down in the Hollow so close to the dump that the gulls can be heard squabbling over the garbage which could be smelled if the windows were open and the wind blowing. Current events of the story occur unexpectedly...