Preview of The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death Summary:

How often do you see a line like this: "They were great performers—all of them—including the chicken"? The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death has this line and many like it. Walter Galt, the narrator, and Winston Bongo believe themselves the originators of Snarking Out, a maneuver that encompasses sneaking out of their homes during the night, taking a bus to the Snark movie theater, and watching whatever...