The New York Observer, July 17th, 2005
It
took no less of a politically anomaly than 9/11 for the city to elect a second
consecutive Republican Mayor. And even that wouldn't have been enough for Mr.
Bloomberg to win if he hadn't also benefited from a $73 million campaign, Mr.
Giuliani's endorsement, the decision by Mr. Ferrer and the Reverend Al Sharpton
to shiv Mark Green, and Mr. Green's own politically disastrous announcement
that he'd allow Mr. Giuliani an extra 90 days in office.
Having
lucked into office, Mr. Bloomberg has hardly impressed. While he and Police
Commissioner Ray Kelly do deserve great credit for maintaining the drop in
crime, the Mayor has ignored the city's chronically bloated payroll and
spending and its decaying infrastructure.
He
has raised taxes (breaking a campaign pledge) and governed with an incoherence
that leaves even his supporters little able to articulate just what is
Bloomberg's New York. We know it involved the Olympics, an unpopular and now
failed idea.
And
while Mr. Bloomberg has been lauded for gaining Mayoral control of public
education, that victory was set up by Mr. Giuliani's relentless bashing of the
Board of Ed. Mayor Mike's incoherent policies and appointments haven't improved
matters: While those tests offered only in the city have gone up in an
election-year miracle, every test that can be compared to national results
shows a decline or an improvement that's less than the national average.
Yet
in a city where Democrats outnumber Republicans by more than 5 to 1, Mr.
Bloomberg is popular even among Democrats—meaning we're likely on the cusp of
an unprecedented 16 straight years of elephants in Gracie Mansion.
What
happened?
Of
course, the narcoleptic lollipops of incumbency (suck on this subsidy and shut
up) have strengthened his position, as have his own deep pockets. His
charitable giving—much of it spent on worthwhile causes, to be sure—buys a lot
of silence from potential critics. As Mayoral press secretary Ed Skyler put it,
“Like anybody else, the Mayor expects to have the support of his friends.”
But
the Mayor's strong position has less to do with his (limited) accomplishments
and (generous) endowments than it does with his Democratic foes, who bring to
mind an old cartoon that showed a candidate under a banner reading: “This Time,
Why Not the Worst?”
Some
time ago, I called Council Speaker Gifford Miller for comment on a piece I was
writing on a tight deadline. After 10 minutes of rhetoric so vapid I didn't
bother to type it, Mr. Miller went on background.
Finally,
I thought, something worth hearing. “I care deeply about the city,” he then
told me. This is the extent of his vision, which might be more accurately
conveyed as: “I care deeply about becoming Mayor of the city.”
The
rest of the field is equally impressive. C. Virginia Fields is by all accounts
a lovely woman, but she has run a campaign befitting a borough president—an
office so vestigial as to make the appendix and the Public Advocate seem like
useful organs. Anthony Wiener is doing his best imitation of Ed Koch, which
would be fine if it wasn't third-term Koch. Mr. Ferrer has Jekyll-and-Hyde'd
his way between moderate outer-borough Catholic and fire-breathing “other New
York”–er, while remaining unimpressive in both incarnations.
Part
of the problem is the Democratic primary, in which the handful of voters who
turn out—mostly liberal ideologues and city employees—get to vote for their own
boss or patron.
Mr.
Bloomberg is running on an “It Could Be Worse” ticket that, given the
alternatives, is awfully compelling—though the city may suffer buyer's remorse
when it realizes that it's re-elected a lame-duck Mayor whose signature
policies they've already repudiated.
vNew
York still has a reputation as a dynamic city, of which Mr. Bloomberg has often
said: “Smart people have to be here if they want to be successful.” But this is
less true with each passing year. Quick—what's the last significant artistic
trend to emerge from here? The last major new industry to locate here?
Given
a choice between “Why Not the Worst?” and “We Could Do Worse,” the city will
reluctantly re-elect Mr. Bloomberg in a high-margin, low-turnout affair. But if
these remain the choices, the next election just might resemble 1989.
