greatreporter.com, October 8th, 2007
Question 1 of 10:
James was suspected of favouritism when he judged the County Fair Pet Show. What did he award first prize?
a) A goat (0)
b) A cat (0)
c) A hamster (0)
d) A goldfish (1)
Question 2 of 10:
After Mr Grimsdale's bull swallowed a metal object, what did Tristan use to prove that surgery was necessary?
a) A metal detector (1)
b) A magnet (0)
c) A flashlight (0)
d) A crochet hook (0)
Question 3 of 10:
When Calum Buchanan joined the practice, he brought a friend. What was it?
a) A tame badger (1)
b) A grass snake (0)
c) A donkey (0)
d) A toad (0)
Question 4 of 10:
Oliver and Roland were brothers who didn't speak for fifty years. What finally broke the silence?
a) Roland shot a deer (0)
b) Ollie's dog died (0)
c) Ollie's rabbit got sick (1)
d) Roland lost a cat (0)
Question 5 of 10:
James was guest of honour at the birthday party for Mrs Pumfrey's spoilt dog, Tricki Woo. What breed was he?
a) Pomeranian (0)
b) Toy poodle (0)
c) Pekinese (1)
d) Chihuahua (0)
Question 6 of 10:
Mrs Pettinger's kitten vanished and turned up after hitching a lift to Hull. What was her name?
a) Penelope (0)
b) Prudence (1)
c) Persephone (0)
d) Polly (0)
Question 7 of 10:
Tristan's sloppy housekeeping caused the cats of Skeldale House to pass out. What had he left lying around?
a) Pigs' testicles (1)
b) Cough syrup (0)
c) Catnip mice (0)
d) Chloroform (0)
Question 8 of 10:
Boris, Mrs. Bond's feral cat, was a lethal beast. Mrs. Bond explained his violent assaults by claiming he was a ..?
a) Trained mouser (0)
b) Past-life gladiator (1)
c) Wildcat cross (0)
d) Survivor of abuse (0)
Question 9 of 10:
James's first serious case in Darrowby involved a sick bull. But what sort of animal was his very first patient?
a) A tortoise (1)
b) A hedgehog (0)
c) A mouse (0)
d) An owl (0)
Question 10 of 10:
When James's daughter Rosie decided to become a vet, what did James make her treat in order to put her off?
a) An injured duckling (0)
b) Her dying puppy (0)
c) A sheep with ticks (0)
d) A pony with tetanus (1)
