CommenTerry, February 23rd, 2007
Sometimes it's hard to distinguish between courage and stupidity. Therefore, a casual observer might conclude that I'm not courageous enough to be a procrastinator. But, then again, it could because I'm not that stupid!
Even though I'm a health nut, I would never want a doctor to give me a clean bill of health. I've heard about far too many people suddenly dropping dead shortly after getting one!
I've had a lot of bad things happen to me, but none of them have ever occurred on a Friday the 13th.
Answer: Cough syrup. Question: What is one thing that does absolutely nothing for a cough?
Everything I've ever patiently waited for has eventually come to pass.
Fear has a way of motivating me when nothing else can.
Why give out rewards to those who never miss school or work due to illness? To me, that's like giving out awards to people who are the tallest or have the bluest eyes.
Concentration is impossible without motivation.
Inscription on a dog's food bowl: "With this bowl I be fed. -- Rover."
It's easier to earn someone's respect than it is to earn their love.
Money is more desirable than possessions because, unlike possessions, it never requires cleaning or maintenance.
I'm not a schmoozer or politician. Therefore, I always disappoint VIPs or superiors who expect me to win their favor by kissing up to them.
The time to ask yourself, "Am I forgetting something?", is when you are about to walk out of the door in the morning, not after you have driven several miles down the road!
Those who are are the least afraid of punishment will ultimately be punished the harshest.
We live in a society in which many people are having difficulty distinguishing between the significant and the insignificant. Much of this confusion is the fault of the news media. Its members often play up issues that are quite trivial, while virtually ignoring other issues of great importance.
Patience is often confused for laziness, and vice versa.
There's no sleep aid like a hard day's work!
Contrary to popular belief, age alone doesn't confer anything on anyone.