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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Who is Vincent Van Gogh writing to?
(a) His mother.
(b) Randy.
(c) God.
(d) Theo.
2. What is the instrument used to kill Clifford Wheel?
(a) A sword.
(b) A large candlestick holder.
(c) A golf club.
(d) A croquet mallet.
3. What question regarding Shakespeare's works does "But Soft...Real Soft" attempt to address?
(a) The authenticity of his works.
(b) The motivation of his works.
(c) The iambic pentameter of his sonnets.
(d) How good his writing really was.
4. What does Hepatitis note as not having an end?
(a) A circle.
(b) Philosophy.
(c) Knowledge.
(d) The world.
5. What does Allen say before hanging up on Diabetes?
(a) To call him later and let him know how the play ends.
(b) That he is on his way to the play ASAP.
(c) To kick Hepatitis off the set.
(d) That he is hungry and wants matzo balls.
6. What phrase supposedly came from a Renaissance courting ritual?
(a) Beat the band.
(b) Fiddlesticks.
(c) Take it on the lam.
(d) Get into a beef.
7. What was it that the Minister of Justice died while attempting to eat?
(a) Shrimp.
(b) Creme Brulee
(c) A bagette.
(d) Jumbo Pie.
8. What was Mr. Freem wearing when he was killed?
(a) His underwear.
(b) A navy colored coat.
(c) A large black vest.
(d) His bathing suit.
9. Which of the following make up O'Shawn's poem?
(a) Mythological allusion
(b) References to unknown events.
(c) All are correct.
(d) Disconnected images.
10. Who is speculated to have taken up the pen under Marlowe's name after his death?
(a) Marie Antoinette.
(b) Anne Hathaway.
(c) Rosalind.
(d) Mary Shelley.
11. How many eyes is a flying snoll rumored to have?
(a) 99.
(b) 12.
(c) 400.
(d) 1.
12. What is Doris polling the audience to find out?
(a) How they would like the play to end.
(b) Who would be willing to have sex with her.
(c) Whether or not they like Woody Allen.
(d) If they think that peace can ever truly be attained on earth.
13. Who is suspected of being the gem thief?
(a) Tonya Toggle.
(b) Kermit Kroll.
(c) Leonard Handleman.
(d) Frank, the museum security guard
14. What mythical creature has the head of an accountant?
(a) A shimpoo.
(b) The great roe.
(c) The raddle.
(d) A frean.
15. In the game lamming, what did people put on themselves?
(a) Bangles.
(b) Wigs.
(c) Coats.
(d) Feathers.
Short Answer Questions
1. What is the name of a tiny bird that refers to itself in the third person?
2. What type of animal is a flying snoll?
3. Why has Blanch DuBois escaped her play?
4. Where does Leonard Handleman work?
5. Why can't Toulouse-Lautrec be a good dentist?
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