1. What does Zoyd do in preparation for his annual display of insanity in order to qualify for the government mental disability checks?
In preparation for his annual display of insanity in order to qualify for the government mental disability checks, Zoyd purchases a dress from the More is Less discount store for larger sized women and going to the Breez-Thru gas station, he goes into the men's room and puts it on. Then he uses a brush to snarl his hair into what he hopes appears crazy and taking an elegant little chainsaw with him, he heads into the Log Jam.
2. What is Zoyd's first indication that there have been some rude updates at the Log Jam?
Zoyd's first indication that there have been some rude updates at the Log Jam include the fact that dangerous looking men are perched on designer barstools and and are drinking kiwi mimosas, and the jukebox contains light classical and New Age music instead of the legendary collection of country and western music it was well known for.
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