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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the elderly woman teach Wittman?
(a) An old Chinese proverb
(b) An old Chinese folk song
(c) Positive body language
(d) The correct answers to qualify for unemployment

2. Where do Wittman and Tasa have their wedding breakfast?
(a) The Castle of Dukes
(b) The Palace of Fine Arts
(c) The Museum of Fine Arts
(d) The Blacklight Theater

3. What does Wittman offer the firemen if they agree to overlook the violation?
(a) A dancer
(b) Money
(c) Acting lessons
(d) Free tickets

4. Who arrives at the theater soon after Wittman sets off the firecrackers?
(a) Ambulancemen
(b) Firemen
(c) The mayor
(d) Policemen

5. What is the name of Popo's new husband?
(a) Chow Yung
(b) Jackson Pei
(c) Lincoln Fong
(d) Lemon Hoo

6. What do Lance and the Yale poet mix their Asian accents with?
(a) A New York City accent
(b) A Texas accent
(c) A Carolina accent
(d) A Georgian accent

7. What is Lincoln's job?
(a) Property owner
(b) Writer
(c) Theater owner
(d) Restaurant owner

8. Which of the following characters does Wittman not call to rehearsals?
(a) Tasa
(b) Nanci Lee
(c) Popo
(d) Lance

9. Where does Mr. Sanchez work?
(a) MGM
(b) The unemployment office
(c) Walmart
(d) The theater

10. Why can Tasa not call in sick to work?
(a) She needs the money
(b) She has an important meeting
(c) She wakes up too late
(d) She is meeting a friend for lunch

11. What does Wittman say Loong deludes himself about?
(a) His ethnicity
(b) His kung fu abilities
(c) His acting abilities
(d) His good looks

12. Complete the following quote "for richer, for poorer, forsaking..."
(a) My country
(b) Myself
(c) My family
(d) All others

13. Why does Wittman have trouble registering at the unemployment office?
(a) He does not have a birth certificate
(b) He does not have a marriage certificate
(c) He does not have a passport
(d) He does not have a driver's license

14. Where did Zeppelin take Popo to gamble?
(a) Jacksonville
(b) Memphis
(c) Sacramento
(d) Reno

15. What does Wittman say will happen to the Chinese woman if she lies on her application?
(a) She will be deported
(b) She will be banished
(c) She will go to jail
(d) She will will receive no money

Short Answer Questions

1. Where does WIttman think his mother has sent his grandmother?

2. What does Sung Chiang mean?

3. Which of the following is a Chang characteristic?

4. What kind of permit do the firemen tell Wittman he should have?

5. Where is the town that the monk confronts?

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