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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through United Hotcake Preferred.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. After only twelve months of investing, how much money had Noel Constant earned?
(a) $12,500.
(b) $1.25 million.
(c) $1.25 billion.
(d) $125,000.

2. Where was Noel when he got the idea of becoming a speculator?
(a) On the telephone.
(b) On a date.
(c) At a hotel.
(d) At the county fair.

3. Who has invited Malachi to witness the materialization?
(a) Malachi wasn't invited.
(b) Winston invited Malachi.
(c) Unk invited Malachi.
(d) Ransom Fern invited Malachi.

4. What is the interval between materializations?
(a) Nine years.
(b) Fifty-nine days.
(c) Two weeks.
(d) Three months.

5. Beatrice complains that she no longer wants to be part of the human race. What does Beatrice want to be instead?
(a) A dolphin.
(b) An eagle.
(c) A dog.
(d) A chimpanzee.

Short Answer Questions

1. After returning from the materialization, Malachi throws a party. How long does the party last?

2. What is chrono-synclasticinfundibulum?

3. What persistent sound finally rouses Malachi from his drunken stupor at his home after the multi-day party?

4. How long has Ransom K. Fern worked for Magnum Opus?

5. According to the man who claimed to be at the materialization (but was not actually present), what will happen in the year Ten Million A.D.?

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