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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 17-18, 'A Traumatic Experience I'll Live to Regret, Assuming I Live' and 'Larger Than Life, in Your Face, Undeniable Schwa'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Old Man Crawley puts the Schwa in charge of walking his dogs named after __________.
(a) Flowering plants.
(b) The seven virtues.
(c) Minerals.
(d) The seven deadly sins.

2. What does Lexie demand the manager of the restaurant do?
(a) Clean their table.
(b) Read the menu to her.
(c) Call the police.
(d) Give her a refund.

3. What is Antsy's father the most passionate about in the novel?
(a) Cooking.
(b) Banking.
(c) Architecture.
(d) Poetry.

4. Whom does Lexie tell Antsy to call and invite along in the morning in Chapter 17?
(a) Old Man Crawley.
(b) The Night Butcher.
(c) Howie.
(d) The Schwa.

5. Whose heritage does Old Man Crawley insult, saying his 'breeding' is bad?
(a) Antsy's.
(b) The Schwa's.
(c) Howie's.
(d) Christian's.

Short Answer Questions

1. When Antsy and the Schwa are discovered in Old Man Crawley's home, he comes at them brandishing what weapon?

2. Antsy is in charge of walking Old Man Crawley's dogs that are named after __________.

3. Why is the Schwa unable to steal a bowl from Old Man Crawley's home in Chapter 5?

4. Lexie pretends to have fallen where in Chapter 17, "A Traumatic Experience I'll Live to Regret, Assuming I Live"?

5. What words are on the billboard that the Schwa shows Antsy in Chapter 18?

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