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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Politics is like Trying to Screw a Cat in the Ass.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What job does Bukowski take on temporarily after losing a good sum of money at the track in "25 Bums in Rags?"
(a) Tutoring college students.
(b) Working in a meat packing plant.
(c) Delivering newspapers.
(d) Garbage man.

2. What does the prostitute offer to perform for the unnamed narrator in "Trouble with a Battery," which he declines?
(a) A threesome.
(b) Bondage.
(c) Oral sex.
(d) Anal sex.

3. According to the U.S. State Department, what protects American citizens?
(a) The Constitution.
(b) Freedom of the press.
(c) Belief in freedom.
(d) H-bombs.

4. Where does Henry stab Sarah with the hat pin?
(a) Eye.
(b) Food.
(c) Heart.
(d) Finger.

5. Why does Bukowski punch Andre's male admirer in the face?
(a) He tries to kiss Bukowski.
(b) He hurts Andre's feelings.
(c) He was inappropraite with his fingers.
(d) He nearly throws up on Wendy.

Short Answer Questions

1. What sight depresses Bukowski the morning after his drunken bender in "Ten Jack-offs?"

2. What is mandatory in Bukowski's story about the twelve flying monkeys?

3. For what reason is Bukowski approved for a blood transfusion?

4. For whom does Sanchez's lover name herself?

5. How many times did Sanchez have to retake the picture to get it just right?

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