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Chapters One through Six

1. What food had Lou just finished when he saw the bum?
(a) A pie.
(b) An egg.
(c) A sausage.
(d) A steak.

2. From what window of the train is the bum staring out?
(a) The sleeping department window.
(b) The bathroom window.
(c) The driver's window.
(d) The restaurant window.

3. What does Lou say the bums always size him up for?
(a) An easy mark.
(b) A killer.
(c) A good piece.
(d) A hard man.

4. What city does the waitress come from?
(a) Dallas.
(b) Raleigh.
(c) Charlottesville.
(d) Houston.

5. What does Lou claim everyone is capable of listening to?
(a) Authority.
(b) Gossip.
(c) The radio.
(d) Reason.

6. What does the proprietor give Lou as he leaves the bar?
(a) Cigars.
(b) A bottle of vodka.
(c) Cigarettes.
(d) A bottle of whiskey.

7. What kind of people does Lou say are his meat?
(a) Interesting and funny.
(b) Loopy and clever.
(c) Polite and intelligent.
(d) Loving and tactile.

8. What does Lou say he does even when he is sleeping?
(a) Catches criminals.
(b) Flirts with women.
(c) Sorts out problems.
(d) Eats pies.

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