2. What costume did Goolrick and his brother love as children?
(a) Indian costumes.
(b) Jester costumes.
(c) Angel costumes.
(d) Cowboy costumes.

3. Who are Sonny and Blanche?
(a) Goolrick's made up Jewish parents.
(b) Goolrick's aunt and uncle.
(c) Goolrick's in-laws.
(d) Goolrick's parents.

4. What did brother want mother to say before he ate his dinner?
(a) "Howdy stranger."
(b) "Chief say eat."
(c) "God commands you to eat."
(d) "Eat your lunch cowboy."

5. What does Goolrick admit about his childhood?
(a) He remembers all of it.
(b) He despised it.
(c) He loved it.
(d) He remembers little of it.

6. How old was Goolrick when he was molested?
(a) Two.
(b) Ten.
(c) Four.
(d) Sixteen.

7. What does Goolrick note about celebrities?
(a) They are kinder than most people.
(b) They are smaller than most people.
(c) Their heads are bigger than those of normal people.
(d) They are rude.

8. What did brother once stick in Goolrick's forehead?
(a) A pencil.
(b) A tack.
(c) A nail.
(d) A knife.

9. Who woke to see the molestation?
(a) Goolrick's grandmother.
(b) Goolrick's mother.
(c) Goolrick's brother.
(d) Goolrick's father.

10. For which holidays were pageants held?
(a) New Years and Valentine's Day.
(b) Easter and May Day.
(c) Washington's Birthday and May Day.
(d) Easter and Christmas.

11. What did the family do with letters to Santa?
(a) Took them to school.
(b) Mailed them.
(c) Shredded them.
(d) Burned them.

12. Whom does Goolrick tell the following morning?
(a) His mother.
(b) His aunt.
(c) His grandmother.
(d) His father.

13. What did Elizabeth Taylor say about her eyes?
(a) They were lavender.
(b) They were just green.
(c) They were just gray.
(d) They were black.

14. What did the children eat with the newly made butter?
(a) Pancakes.
(b) Toast.
(c) Fresh bread.
(d) Crackers.

15. What does Goolrick grow to despise?
(a) The taste of bourbon.
(b) The touch of loved ones.
(c) The smell of burning hair.
(d) The casual touch of strangers.