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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Duck Variations, 1st - 9th Variations.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. When the woman ignores Bernie and Danny after they say hello, what do they think is wrong with her?
(a) They think she is insane.
(b) They think she is a lesbian.
(c) They think she is a blind woman.
(d) They think she is a deaf woman.

2. According to George, a duck on his deathbed is in tune with what?
(a) The way he has died.
(b) His duck family.
(c) Nature.
(d) The hunter who killed him.

3. How does Joan offer to solve the problem of keeping their jointly-bought television?
(a) She offers to throw it out the window.
(b) She offers to write Deborah a check for her half.
(c) She tells Deborah to take it with her.
(d) She offers to sell it to Bernie.

4. How does Bernie think he can attract women?
(a) By treating them badly.
(b) By buying a new car.
(c) By bringing them flowers.
(d) By wearing cologne.

5. What survival tools has Nature given the duck?
(a) Nothing.
(b) Beauty, fierceness, and bravery.
(c) Intelligence and wit.
(d) Speed, endurance, and camouflage.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Deborah claim to be when Danny tries to pick her up?

2. Why are Bernie and Danny in the toy department at Marshall's Fields?

3. What trick does Bernie think the pornographic movie is using to prolong the action?

4. Why couldn't the zoo keep the Giant Panda?

5. What can ducks do at birth that humans cannot?

(see the answer key)

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