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This test consists of 5 short answer questions, 10 short essay questions, and 1 (of 3) essay topics.

Short Answer Questions

1. What did Seinfeld's friend just have?

2. What does the little man at the terminal tell people how to do?

3. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?

4. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?

5. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld not like the term rhinoplasty?

2. What does Seinfeld find confusing about limos?

3. What dose Seinfeld think about bad gifts?

4. What does Seinfeld think about favors?

5. Why does Seinfeld think people are uncomfortable when they are naked?

6. What does Seinfeld think about car parking spaces?

7. Why does Seinfeld think that all straight men are homophobes?

8. Why does Seinfeld find it strange that people lock up their dirty clothes when they go to the gym?

9. What does Seinfeld imagine that commercials will show in the future?

10. What does Seinfeld ask the flight attendants before the plane takes off?

Essay Topics

Write an essay for ONE of the following topics:

Essay Topic 1

What does Jerry think about sex? How does he express his thoughts humorously? Do the students think there is serious side to what he is saying? How does Seinfeld express his ideas so the audience can relate to what he is saying?

Essay Topic 2

Choose one of the following statements to develop a 500-word essay.

1) SEINLANGUAGE is a rehashing of Seinfeld's older material.

2) SEINLANGUAGE take advantage of Seinfeld's popularity and has no real significance as a book.

Essay Topic 3

Examine the Seinfeld sitcom.

1) How similar is the material in SEINLANGUAGE to the sitcom?

2) In what way does Seinfeld use the character he developed in the sitcom in the book?

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