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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say hunger can lead to?
2. What women's sport does Seinfeld say he likes?
(c) Beach volleyball
3. Why does Seinfeld hate "to be continued" shows?
(a) He can never bother to watch the second part
(b) It is always a disappointment
(c) You have to wait for a good ending
(d) He feels like he has wasted his time
4. What kind of uniform caused boys to beat Seinfeld up?
(b) Cub Scouts
(d) Salvation Army
5. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?
(a) The reception staff
(b) The waiting office
(c) The magazines
(d) The syringe
Short Answer Questions
1. Why does Seinfeld think his parents live in Florida?
2. What did Seinfeld's teachers write on his test papers?
3. What kind of animal did Seinfeld have as a pet?
4. What superhero is Seinfeld a big fan of?
5. What was Seinfeld not very good at as a child?
Short Essay Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say about entertainers?
2. What are Seinfeld's thoughts about eating out?
3. Why does Seinfeld think that unemployment is the toughest job?
4. Why does Seinfeld not like going to the doctors?
5. What does Seinfeld think about suicide?
6. What does Seinfeld think about people walking their dogs?
7. What does Seinfeld think about office work?
8. What does Seinfeld think about old people?
9. Why does Seinfeld think that men like to channel surf?
10. What does Seinfeld say about lawyers?
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