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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What was Seinfeld not very good at as a child?
2. What type of place does Seinfeld find too strict?
(b) Ski resorts
(d) Health clubs
3. What do policemen have to give people before they arrest them?
(a) The Oracle
(b) The Yama
(c) The Bloomer
(d) The Miranda
4. What kind of security guards does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) Museum security guards
(b) Supermarket security guards
(c) Celebrity security guards
(d) Bank security guards
5. What does Seinfeld think life boils down to?
Short Answer Questions
1. What kind of commercials does Seinfeld hate?
2. What job does Seinfeld think is the best in law enforcement?
3. Who does Seinfeld say cannot tell time?
4. What does Seinfeld think workers should come up with so they don't have to think of different replies?
5. Who does Seinfeld think the movie theater refuses to hire?
Short Essay Questions
1. How has Seinfeld decided to use his money?
2. Why does Seinfeld not like going to the doctors?
3. What does Seinfeld think about old people?
4. What does Seinfeld think about going to the movie theater?
5. What does Seinfeld think about office work?
6. What does Seinfeld think about professional wrestling?
7. What does Seinfeld say about Superman?
8. What does Seinfeld wonder about pharmacists and psychiartrists?
9. What does Seinfeld think about law enforcement work?
10. What does Seinfeld think about people walking their dogs?
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