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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What kind of security guards does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) Bank security guards
(b) Celebrity security guards
(c) Museum security guards
(d) Supermarket security guards
2. What does Seinfeld think is the worst thing about television?
(a) It is too nostalgic
(b) The shows are pointless
(c) It makes him want to do nothing
(d) People are doing better than he is
3. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?
(a) Not paying
(c) Talking loudly
(d) Staying the night
4. What was Seinfeld not very good at as a child?
5. What does Seinfeld think has gotten more complicated at the doctors?
(b) Waiting rooms
Short Answer Questions
1. Why can't comedians do "to be continued" shows?
2. Why does Seinfeld not want his questions about Superman answered?
3. What type of place does Seinfeld find too strict?
4. What did Seinfeld's mother do to the food to get him to eat?
5. Why does Seinfeld not talk to people about his work?
Short Essay Questions
1. Why does Seinfeld think that unemployment is the toughest job?
2. How has Seinfeld decided to use his money?
3. What did Seinfeld think about fair rides as a kid?
4. What does Seinfeld think about law enforcement work?
5. What does Seinfeld think about malls?
6. What does Seinfeld say about Superman?
7. Why does Seinfeld not like "to be continued shows"?
8. What does Seinfeld love about sports?
9. Why does Seinfeld think helmets are a stupid invention?
10. Why does Seinfeld think Las Vegas is so entertaining?
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