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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Who does Seinfeld think the movie theater refuses to hire?
(a) Middle-aged people
(b) Fun people
(c) Good looking people
(d) Clever people
2. What women's sport does Seinfeld say he likes?
(a) Beach volleyball
3. What does Seinfeld think a person needs on their feet to follow a mall map?
(c) Hiking boots
(d) Suction cups
4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?
(a) The criminal could get away
(b) People know it from TV
(c) Other people have to be helped
(d) People never listen to it
5. What newspapers does Seinfeld particularly dislike?
(a) The tabloid newspapers
(b) The weekday newspapers
(c) The local newspapers
(d) The Sunday newspapers
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?
2. What should Seinfeld think the IRS should do?
3. What does Seinfeld say is worse than paying your taxes?
4. Why does Seinfeld not talk to people about his work?
5. What does Seinfeld say hunger can lead to?
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