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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?
(a) Telling people what to do
(b) Giving people tickets
(c) Handcuffing people
(d) Interviewing people
2. What kind of security guards does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) Museum security guards
(b) Celebrity security guards
(c) Supermarket security guards
(d) Bank security guards
3. Who is Seinfeld's favorite Superman?
(a) Dean Cain
(b) Kirk Alyn
(c) George Reeves
(d) Christopher Reeves
4. Who does Seinfeld say cannot tell time?
5. What do policemen have to give people before they arrest them?
(a) The Oracle
(b) The Bloomer
(c) The Miranda
(d) The Yama
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say he thinks about a lot?
2. Who does Seinfeld think it would be uncomfortable saying hello to everyday?
3. What does Seinfeld think all the snakes are?
4. What superhero is Seinfeld a big fan of?
5. Who do women carry photographs of?
Short Essay Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think about old people?
2. What are Seinfeld's thoughts about eating out?
3. What does Seinfeld think about suicide?
4. What did Seinfeld think about food as a kid?
5. What does Seinfeld wonder about pharmacists and psychiartrists?
6. How has Seinfeld decided to use his money?
7. What does Seinfeld think about law enforcement work?
8. What was Seinfeld's favorite toy as a kid?
9. What does Seinfeld think about going to the movie theater?
10. Why does Seinfeld think that men like to channel surf?
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