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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What did Seinfeld's mother do to the food to get him to eat?
(a) Liquidise it
(b) Make it into a face
(c) Disguise it
(d) Put sugar on it
2. Why does Seinfeld hate "to be continued" shows?
(a) He feels like he has wasted his time
(b) It is always a disappointment
(c) You have to wait for a good ending
(d) He can never bother to watch the second part
3. Who thinks their audience is dumb?
(a) Concert pianists
(d) Talk show hosts
4. What invention does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) The helmet
(b) The bicycle
(c) The axle
(d) The wheel
5. What does Seinfeld hate the clerk doing when he goes shopping?
(a) Telling him he has made a good choice
(b) Asking him if he is Jerry Seinfeld
(c) Telling him one of his jokes
(d) Verifying his credit card
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think people do too much of in the movies?
2. What state do Seinfeld's parents live in?
3. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?
4. What kind of uniform caused boys to beat Seinfeld up?
5. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when someone robbed his house?
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