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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Where does Seinfeld think is a scary place to work?
2. Where did Seinfeld's parents use to drag him to as a kid?
(a) Car fairs
(b) Antique fairs
(d) Historical sites
3. What part of the zoo does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) The bird house
(b) The monkey house
(c) The lion's den
(d) The snake house
4. What does Seinfeld hate the clerk doing when he goes shopping?
(a) Telling him one of his jokes
(b) Telling him he has made a good choice
(c) Asking him if he is Jerry Seinfeld
(d) Verifying his credit card
5. What does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) A Long Island Ice Tea
(b) A Budweiser
(c) A real job
(d) A long term relationship
Short Answer Questions
1. What invention does Seinfeld talk about?
2. Why does Seinfeld not talk to people about his work?
3. Which of the following things did Seinfeld's parents fight over in the car?
4. What does Seinfeld say people like to recommend to each other?
5. What does Seinfeld think it must be awful to be called all the time?
Short Essay Questions
1. What did Seinfeld think about fair rides as a kid?
2. Why does Seinfeld think that men like to channel surf?
3. What does Seinfeld remember about riding in the car with his parents?
4. What does Seinfeld think about law enforcement work?
5. What does Seinfeld think life boils down to?
6. What does Seinfeld say about lawyers?
7. Why does Seinfeld think Las Vegas is so entertaining?
8. What are Seinfeld's thoughts about eating out?
9. What does Seinfeld think about suicide?
10. What does Seinfeld wonder about pharmacists and psychiartrists?
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