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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Where does Seinfeld say he can never find anything?
(a) The supermarket
(b) The kitchen
(c) The mall
(d) The car
2. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?
(a) Staying the night
(b) Talking loudly
(c) Not paying
3. What type of place does Seinfeld find too strict?
(a) Ski resorts
(b) Health clubs
4. What kind of cars does Seinfeld say he liked as a kid?
(a) Vintage cars
(b) Drag racers
(c) Indy cars
(d) Bumper cars
5. What does Seinfeld say people like to recommend to each other?
Short Answer Questions
1. What city does Seinfeld think is like a mall?
2. What does Seinfeld think life boils down to?
3. Who does Seinfeld think should be licensed?
4. What does Seinfeld say hunger can lead to?
5. What kind of commercials does Seinfeld hate?
Short Essay Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say about lawyers?
2. What was Seinfeld's favorite toy as a kid?
3. Why does Seinfeld think helmets are a stupid invention?
4. What does Seinfeld think about malls?
5. What did Seinfeld think about fair rides as a kid?
6. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when his apartment was robbed?
7. What does Seinfeld think about suicide?
8. What does Seinfeld remember about riding in the car with his parents?
9. What does Seinfeld wonder about pharmacists and psychiartrists?
10. Why does Seinfeld not like "to be continued shows"?
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