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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What type of place does Seinfeld find too strict?
(a) Ski resorts
(b) Health clubs
2. What does Seinfeld say people do when they get older?
(b) Lose their humor
(c) Become boring
(d) Give up
3. Where did Seinfeld's parents use to drag him to as a kid?
(a) Antique fairs
(b) Car fairs
(d) Historical sites
4. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?
(b) Not paying
(c) Staying the night
(d) Talking loudly
5. What does Seinfeld hate the clerk doing when he goes shopping?
(a) Verifying his credit card
(b) Telling him he has made a good choice
(c) Asking him if he is Jerry Seinfeld
(d) Telling him one of his jokes
Short Answer Questions
1. What kind of shows does Seinfeld find very entertaining?
2. Who does Seinfeld think are the only people who know all the rules to the country?
3. What does Seinfeld think workers should come up with so they don't have to think of different replies?
4. Who does Seinfeld think the movie theater refuses to hire?
5. What does Seinfeld say a woman carries in her wallet?
Short Essay Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think about law enforcement work?
2. What does Seinfeld wonder about pharmacists and psychiartrists?
3. What does Seinfeld say about Superman?
4. What does Seinfeld say about entertainers?
5. What does Seinfeld think about malls?
6. Why does Seinfeld not like going to the doctors?
7. What does Seinfeld think about going to the movie theater?
8. Why does Seinfeld not like "to be continued shows"?
9. How has Seinfeld decided to use his money?
10. What did Seinfeld think about fair rides as a kid?
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