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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Who thinks their audience is dumb?
(c) Concert pianists
(d) Talk show hosts
2. What does Seinfeld think people do too much of in the movies?
3. What does Seinfeld say a woman carries in her wallet?
4. What is Seinfeld afraid about hiring for his apartment?
(a) A storyteller
(b) A clown
(c) A maid
(d) A man servant
5. What does Seinfeld's unemployed friend have to work hard at doing?
(a) Feeling happy
(b) Waking up in the morning
(c) Keeping his benefits
(d) Finding something to do
Short Answer Questions
1. What kind of shows does Seinfeld hate on TV?
2. What does Seinfeld say confuses him about films?
3. What did Seinfeld's teachers write on his test papers?
4. What does Seinfeld say is worse than paying your taxes?
5. What does Seinfeld say he has never had?
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