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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What newspapers does Seinfeld particularly dislike?
(a) The tabloid newspapers
(b) The weekday newspapers
(c) The local newspapers
(d) The Sunday newspapers
2. What is the title of the second section?
(a) Super Sein
(b) Criminal Life
(c) My Money's Not Working
(d) Media Mezzo
3. Why does Seinfeld not talk to people about his work?
(a) It makes people nervous
(b) They want him to buy them drinks
(c) He does not like to show off
(d) People expect him to be funny
4. What does Seinfeld think a person needs on their feet to follow a mall map?
(b) Hiking boots
(c) Suction cups
5. What kind of knives does Seinfeld say TV encouraged him to buy?
(a) Jaksu knives
(b) Rotor knives
(c) Ginsu knives
(d) Quang knives
Short Answer Questions
1. Who does Seinfeld think should be licensed?
2. What kind of cars does Seinfeld say he liked as a kid?
3. What member of the orchestra does Seinfeld wonder about?
4. Who does Seinfeld think are the only people who know all the rules to the country?
5. Why does Seinfeld think his parents live in Florida?
Short Essay Questions
1. What does Seinfeld remember about riding in the car with his parents?
2. What does Seinfeld think about malls?
3. What does Seinfeld think about office work?
4. What does Seinfeld think about taxes?
5. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when his apartment was robbed?
6. What did Seinfeld think about fair rides as a kid?
7. What does Seinfeld love about sports?
8. Why does Seinfeld think helmets are a stupid invention?
9. Why does Seinfeld think that men like to channel surf?
10. Why does Seinfeld think Las Vegas is so entertaining?
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