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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Seinfeld say he can never find anything?
(a) The supermarket
(b) The mall
(c) The kitchen
(d) The car

2. What does Seinfeld think that people who try, but fail, to commit suicide should do?
(a) Try again
(b) Come to his show
(c) Divorce
(d) Listen to happier music

3. What newspapers does Seinfeld particularly dislike?
(a) The Sunday newspapers
(b) The tabloid newspapers
(c) The weekday newspapers
(d) The local newspapers

4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?
(a) People know it from TV
(b) People never listen to it
(c) The criminal could get away
(d) Other people have to be helped

5. What does Seinfeld say hunger can lead to?
(a) Cannibalism
(b) Zombies
(c) Looting
(d) Starvation

Short Answer Questions

1. What did Seinfeld's parakeet use to fly into?

2. What does Seinfeld say he has never had?

3. What job does Seinfeld say he would like to have?

4. What does Seinfeld say a woman carries in her wallet?

5. Where did Seinfeld's parents use to drag him to as a kid?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think about professional wrestling?

2. What was Seinfeld's favorite toy as a kid?

3. Why does Seinfeld think that men like to channel surf?

4. What does Seinfeld think about law enforcement work?

5. What did Seinfeld think about fair rides as a kid?

6. What does Seinfeld think about going to the movie theater?

7. Why does Seinfeld not like going to the doctors?

8. What does Seinfeld think about office work?

9. What does Seinfeld say about entertainers?

10. Why does Seinfeld think that unemployment is the toughest job?

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