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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think a person needs on their feet to follow a mall map?
(b) Hiking boots
(c) Suction cups
2. What city does Seinfeld think is like a mall?
(b) Los Angeles
(c) New York
3. What women's sport does Seinfeld say he likes?
(d) Beach volleyball
4. What kind of animal did Seinfeld have as a pet?
(a) A mouse
(b) A cat
(c) A parakeet
(d) A dog
5. Who does Seinfeld say stands very high?
(a) A judge
(b) A policeman
(c) A pharmacist
(d) A psychiatrist
Short Answer Questions
1. Who does Seinfeld think the movie theater refuses to hire?
2. Who does Seinfeld think are the only people who know all the rules to the country?
3. Who do women carry photographs of?
4. What job does Seinfeld think is the best in law enforcement?
5. Who does Seinfeld say cannot tell time?
Short Essay Questions
1. What are Seinfeld's thoughts about eating out?
2. What does Seinfeld love about sports?
3. What does Seinfeld remember about riding in the car with his parents?
4. What was Seinfeld's favorite toy as a kid?
5. What does Seinfeld think about old people?
6. What does Seinfeld think about suicide?
7. What did Seinfeld think about fair rides as a kid?
8. What does Seinfeld think about office work?
9. What does Seinfeld say about entertainers?
10. Why does Seinfeld not like going to the doctors?
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