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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?
(a) His baseball shirt
(b) His tracksuit
(c) His pajamas
(d) His suit

2. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A semen sample
(b) A hair sample
(c) A urine sample
(d) A blood sample

3. What does Seinfeld say there is a large industry of?
(a) Poor beer
(b) Children's books
(c) Bad gifts
(d) Tasteless food

4. What does Seinfeld think it is unnatural for people to do?
(a) Cycle
(b) Swim
(c) Fly
(d) Drive

5. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
(a) An office date
(b) A foreign date
(c) A dinner date
(d) A blind date

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?

2. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?

3. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?

4. What do driving schools remove from your driving license?

5. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Seinfeld find confusing about limos?

2. What does Seinfeld think about car parking spaces?

3. Why does Seinfeld not believe that dry cleaning exists?

4. Why does Seinfeld think marriage is like a government?

5. Why does Seinfeld not like seeing people's newborn babies?

6. What does Seinfeld think about answering machines?

7. Why does Seinfeld think that all straight men are homophobes?

8. Why does Seinfeld want an answering machine on him where ever he goes?

9. What does Seinfeld ask the flight attendants before the plane takes off?

10. Why does Seinfeld believe that the suit is the uniform of all men?

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