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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?
(a) Someone wants something
(b) You have to delete it
(c) Someone who thinks they are funny
(d) You have to listen to it
2. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?
3. What is male friendship conditional on?
(a) Drinking beer
(b) Watching sport
(c) Meeting a woman
(d) The ego
4. What does Seinfeld want to have on him when he sees people he knows walking down the street?
(a) A cell phone
(b) An answering machine
(c) A pepper spray
(d) A gun
5. What is the second section of this chapter called?
(a) Getting the message
(b) Feeling myself
(c) Loving my lover
Short Answer Questions
1. What do driving schools remove from your driving license?
2. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?
3. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?
4. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?
5. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?
Short Essay Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think about favors?
2. What dose Seinfeld think about bad gifts?
3. Why does Seinfeld find it strange that people lock up their dirty clothes when they go to the gym?
4. Why does Seinfeld not believe that dry cleaning exists?
5. Why does Seinfeld not like seeing people's newborn babies?
6. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance stickers amusing?
7. What does Seinfeld say male friendships are conditional on?
8. What does Seinfeld think about car parking spaces?
9. What does Seinfeld think is the difference between men and women when it comes to sex?
10. What does Seinfeld think about planes?
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