5. What kind of security guards does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) Celebrity security guards
(b) Museum security guards
(c) Supermarket security guards
(d) Bank security guards

6. What does Seinfeld think workers should come up with so they don't have to think of different replies?
(a) A code
(b) A look
(c) A handshake
(d) A dance

7. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?
(a) People know it from TV
(b) People never listen to it
(c) The criminal could get away
(d) Other people have to be helped

8. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?
(a) Trying to set free an obvious criminal
(b) Pretending to whisper to your client
(c) Saying objection
(d) Saying your honor

9. What does Seinfeld say people do when they get older?
(a) Shrink
(b) Become boring
(c) Lose their humor
(d) Give up

10. What is the title of the second section?
(a) Criminal Life
(b) My Money's Not Working
(c) Super Sein
(d) Media Mezzo

11. What does Seinfeld say old people have to continuously look for?
(a) Their Teeth
(b) Their mind
(c) Dogs
(d) Boxes

12. What was Seinfeld not very good at as a child?
(a) Joking
(b) Talking
(c) Peeing
(d) Eating

13. What does Seinfeld think a person needs on their feet to follow a mall map?
(a) Skiis
(b) Suction cups
(c) Slippers
(d) Hiking boots

14. How do people know they are getting older?
(a) When they find the fish tank interesting
(b) When they become hunchbacked
(c) When they can't blow out a candle
(d) When they have to take their teeth out to eat

15. What city does Seinfeld think is like a mall?
(a) New York
(b) Seattle
(c) Los Angeles
(d) Denver