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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What should Seinfeld think the IRS should do?
(a) Lower the tax rate
(b) Liven up the process of being audited
(c) Move to another universe
(d) Change their name
2. What do policemen have to give people before they arrest them?
(a) The Oracle
(b) The Bloomer
(c) The Miranda
(d) The Yama
3. What is Seinfeld afraid about hiring for his apartment?
(a) A clown
(b) A man servant
(c) A maid
(d) A storyteller
4. What kind of shows does Seinfeld hate on TV?
(a) Soap opera
(b) Science fiction shows
(c) British shows
(d) "To be continued" shows
5. What kind of animal did Seinfeld have as a pet?
(a) A parakeet
(b) A cat
(c) A mouse
(d) A dog
6. What does Seinfeld say old people have to continuously look for?
(a) Their mind
(c) Their Teeth
7. Why does Seinfeld think his parents live in Florida?
(a) They like it
(b) They are old
(c) It is easy
(d) It is near the doctors
8. Where does Seinfeld think is a scary place to work?
9. Why does Seinfeld not talk to people about his work?
(a) He does not like to show off
(b) They want him to buy them drinks
(c) People expect him to be funny
(d) It makes people nervous
10. What did Seinfeld's teachers write on his test papers?
(a) Not to standard
(b) Just passed
(d) Good try
11. What kind of security guards does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) Supermarket security guards
(b) Celebrity security guards
(c) Museum security guards
(d) Bank security guards
12. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?
(a) Interviewing people
(b) Handcuffing people
(c) Telling people what to do
(d) Giving people tickets
13. What does Seinfeld think has gotten more complicated at the doctors?
(b) Waiting rooms
14. What member of the orchestra does Seinfeld wonder about?
(a) The violinist
(b) The celloist
(c) The bassist
(d) The conductor
15. What kind of commercials does Seinfeld hate?
(a) Public service commercials
(b) Commercials with celebrities
(c) Car commercials
(d) Macdonald commercials
Short Answer Questions
1. Who do women carry photographs of?
2. Who does Seinfeld think the movie theater refuses to hire?
3. What seafood does Seinfeld think it is cruel to eat?
4. What does Seinfeld say he thinks about a lot?
5. What does Seinfeld say he likes about his life?
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