Seinlanguage | Short Essay Answer Key

Short Essay Answer Key

1. Why does Seinfeld think that dating over dinner is a stupid thing to do?

Seinfeld thinks that dating over dinner is a stupid thing to do. How can a person control eating habits so as to not embarrass themselves in front of someone they are attempting to impress?

2. Why does Seinfeld think that modern dating is better than dating in the past?

Seinfeld figures modern dating is better than dating in the past because in the past people sacrificed virgins in volcanoes.

3. Why does Seinfeld think that fix up dates are the worst kind of dates?

Seinfeld thinks that fix-up dates are the worst kind of date because when you meet a date your friends have fixed up for you, you have to wonder if that is what they really think of you.

4. What does Seinfeld think is the difference between men...
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