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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?
(a) Unattractive and boring
(b) Talkative and ugly
(c) Frightening and thoughtless
(d) Smelly and noisy
2. What type of place does Seinfeld find too strict?
(b) Health clubs
(d) Ski resorts
3. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?
(a) There are better things to do
(b) It looks ugly
(c) They is no real reason for it
(d) It is boring
4. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?
(a) A driver gets nervous when he reads it
(b) A driver could get in an accident reading it
(c) A driver never looks into his mirror to read it
(d) A driver immediately stops when he reads it
5. What did Seinfeld's friend just have?
(a) A christening
(b) A birthday
(c) A baby
(d) A baptism
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think it must be awful to be called all the time?
2. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?
3. What member of the orchestra does Seinfeld wonder about?
4. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
5. What does Seinfeld think that people who try, but fail, to commit suicide should do?
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