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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say men like to do when watching TV?
(a) Drink beer
(b) Channel surf
(c) Play with themselves
(d) Eat chips
2. What is Seinfeld afraid about hiring for his apartment?
(a) A clown
(b) A storyteller
(c) A man servant
(d) A maid
3. Who does Seinfeld think are the only people who know all the rules to the country?
4. What does Seinfeld think all the snakes are?
5. What does Seinfeld say he thinks about a lot?
(c) Stranger women
Short Answer Questions
1. What did Seinfeld's parakeet use to fly into?
2. What does Seinfeld wonder if there are keys to?
3. What seafood does Seinfeld think it is cruel to eat?
4. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?
5. What does Seinfeld think it is unnatural for people to do?
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