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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Feelings
(b) Commitment
(c) Themselves
(d) Sex

2. Why does Seinfeld hate "to be continued" shows?
(a) He can never bother to watch the second part
(b) He feels like he has wasted his time
(c) It is always a disappointment
(d) You have to wait for a good ending

3. What does Seinfeld want to have on him when he sees people he knows walking down the street?
(a) A gun
(b) An answering machine
(c) A pepper spray
(d) A cell phone

4. What city does Seinfeld think is like a mall?
(a) Denver
(b) New York
(c) Seattle
(d) Los Angeles

5. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?
(a) A bag
(b) A t-shirt
(c) A tie
(d) A belt

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?

2. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?

3. Why does Seinfeld think that planes are sometime late?

4. What does Seinfeld say a woman carries in her wallet?

5. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?

(see the answer key)

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