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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld find scarier than any of the rides at Coney Island?
(a) A serious relationship
(b) The train ride there
(c) Falling ill
(d) His parents arguing
2. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(b) A hat
(c) A gown
3. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?
(a) They confuse drivers
(b) They shine in the dark
(c) They are written backwards
(d) They are misspelled
4. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?
5. What did Seinfeld's friend just have?
(a) A baptism
(b) A christening
(c) A birthday
(d) A baby
Short Answer Questions
1. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?
2. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
3. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?
4. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
5. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
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