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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Why does Seinfeld think that planes are sometime late?
(a) They have lost the keys
(b) They have to fix the plane
(c) The pilot is drunk
(d) They have to arrange a party in the city they are traveling to
2. What does Seinfeld say everything in the plane is?
3. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?
(a) A comedian
(b) A social worker
(c) A counselor
(d) A talkshow host
4. What does Seinfeld hate saying?
(a) The right thing
(b) You fibber
(c) The wrong thing
(d) I love you
5. What does Seinfeld say friends often ask for?
(b) A joke
Short Answer Questions
1. What word does Seinfeld find funny?
2. What does Seinfeld believe women are like when it comes to sex?
3. What does Seinfeld think the bathrooms on a plane resemble?
4. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?
5. Who does Seinfeld feel sorry for in the subway?
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