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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?
(a) A driver immediately stops when he reads it
(b) A driver gets nervous when he reads it
(c) A driver could get in an accident reading it
(d) A driver never looks into his mirror to read it
2. What does Seinfeld say everything in the plane is?
3. What does Seinfeld say he is not scared of?
4. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?
(a) A talkshow host
(b) A counselor
(c) A social worker
(d) A comedian
5. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
2. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
3. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?
4. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
5. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?
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