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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(a) Sex
(b) Beer
(c) A hat
(d) A gown

2. What is the second section of this chapter called?
(a) Paldom
(b) Loving my lover
(c) Getting the message
(d) Feeling myself

3. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) No one wants to see them
(b) No one would steal them
(c) People want to borrow them
(d) People want to smell them

4. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
(a) Choking
(b) Heart attacks
(c) Cancer
(d) Strokes

5. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Transplanting it
(b) Removing it
(c) Growing it
(d) Shaving it

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?

2. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?

3. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?

4. What does Seinfeld think all men are?

5. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?

(see the answer key)

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