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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Transplanting it
(b) Removing it
(c) Growing it
(d) Shaving it
2. Why does Seinfeld believe people invented the answering machine?
(a) People have nothing to say to each other
(b) People always need to say something
(c) People were bored
(d) People hate to miss out
3. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?
(a) A drawing room
(b) A prison visitation room
(c) A dining room
(d) An interview room
4. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?
(a) Virgins
(b) Husbands
(c) Witches
(d) Cheating wives
5. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?
(a) You have to delete it
(b) Someone who thinks they are funny
(c) Someone wants something
(d) You have to listen to it
Short Answer Questions
1. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
2. What does Seinfeld hate saying?
3. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
4. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?
5. What is male friendship conditional on?
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