Seinlanguage Quiz | Eight Week Quiz B

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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) Prison
(b) The government
(c) The mafia
(d) A dog pound

2. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Buying a dog
(b) Sex
(c) Dating
(d) Stand up

3. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(a) Suits
(b) Track suits
(c) Pajamas
(d) Jeans and a t-shirt

4. What does Seinfeld say he hates?
(a) Computers
(b) Children
(c) Bars
(d) Clothes

5. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?
(a) Testicles
(b) Snot
(c) Saliva
(d) Sperm

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?

2. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?

3. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?

4. What are men interested in doing to their hair?

5. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

(see the answer key)

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