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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(b) The government
(c) The mafia
(d) A dog pound
2. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Buying a dog
(d) Stand up
3. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(b) Track suits
(d) Jeans and a t-shirt
4. What does Seinfeld say he hates?
5. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?
2. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?
3. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
4. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
5. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
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