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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) Food stains
(b) The snow
(c) Rain
(d) Beer stains

2. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Sex
(b) Stand up
(c) Buying a dog
(d) Dating

3. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?
(a) There are better things to do
(b) It is boring
(c) They is no real reason for it
(d) It looks ugly

4. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?
(a) To a zoo
(b) To a park
(c) To the movies
(d) To dinner

5. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Dildos
(b) Condoms
(c) Beer
(d) Hashish

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?

2. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?

3. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?

4. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?

5. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?

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