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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(a) A hat
(b) Sex
(c) Beer
(d) A gown
2. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?
(a) Writers
(b) Comedians
(c) Super heroes
(d) Ventriloquist dummies
3. Which of the following is an example of a bad gift?
(a) Porn magazine
(b) Shower cap
(c) Shower radio
(d) Beer mats
4. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?
(a) Being caught by the police
(b) Being expelled
(c) Being impeached
(d) Being at war
5. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?
(a) To a park
(b) To a zoo
(c) To dinner
(d) To the movies
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
2. What will people in New York do to get a parking space?
3. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
4. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?
5. What kind of stores does Seinfeld think are overpriced?
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