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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?
(a) Rats
(b) Mice
(c) Grasshopper
(d) Spiders
2. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Buying a dog
(b) Stand up
(c) Dating
(d) Sex
3. Which of the following is an example of a bad gift?
(a) Beer mats
(b) Shower radio
(c) Shower cap
(d) Porn magazine
4. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?
(a) His baseball shirt
(b) His suit
(c) His pajamas
(d) His tracksuit
5. What kind of shows does Seinfeld hate on TV?
(a) British shows
(b) Science fiction shows
(c) "To be continued" shows
(d) Soap opera
Short Answer Questions
1. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
2. Why does Seinfeld not want his questions about Superman answered?
3. Why does Seinfeld believe people invented the answering machine?
4. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
5. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?
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