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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(b) A hat
(d) A gown
2. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?
(a) A giggly voice
(b) A breathy voice
(c) A deep voice
(d) A high voice
3. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?
(a) Paper weight
(b) Gift certificate
(c) Shower radio
4. What does Seinfeld think all men are?
(a) Wife beaters
5. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) The government
(b) A dog pound
(c) The mafia
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say there is a large industry of?
2. Who does Seinfeld think it would be uncomfortable saying hello to everyday?
3. What does Seinfeld wonder if there are keys to?
4. What does Seinfeld think the bathrooms on a plane resemble?
5. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?
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