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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What of the following does Seinfeld list as a small thing on a plane?
(a) Food
(b) Seats
(c) TV screen
(d) Delays

2. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?
(a) Aliens
(b) Nice people
(c) Dry cleaning
(d) Dishwashers

3. Who does Seinfeld think it would be uncomfortable saying hello to everyday?
(a) Office co-workers
(b) Your wife
(c) Your parents
(d) Your children

4. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?
(a) A bag
(b) A belt
(c) A t-shirt
(d) A tie

5. What is the title of this chapter?
(a) Paldom
(b) The male code
(c) Getting the message
(d) The gift of friendship

Short Answer Questions

1. What did Seinfeld's friend just have?

2. Who does Seinfeld think are the only people who know all the rules to the country?

3. What does Seinfeld wonder if there are keys to?

4. What does Seinfeld say that talk show hosts never seem to know?

5. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?

(see the answer key)

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