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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?
(a) A t-shirt
(b) A bag
(c) A tie
(d) A belt

2. What does Seinfeld think it is unnatural for people to do?
(a) Drive
(b) Swim
(c) Fly
(d) Cycle

3. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?
(a) A driver could get in an accident reading it
(b) A driver immediately stops when he reads it
(c) A driver never looks into his mirror to read it
(d) A driver gets nervous when he reads it

4. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) Plastic
(b) Heart
(c) Tonsils
(d) Teeth

5. What kind of shows does Seinfeld hate on TV?
(a) Soap opera
(b) "To be continued" shows
(c) Science fiction shows
(d) British shows

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

2. Who do women carry photographs of?

3. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?

4. What does Seinfeld say he is not scared of?

5. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?

(see the answer key)

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