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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What kind of security guards does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) Supermarket security guards
(b) Bank security guards
(c) Museum security guards
(d) Celebrity security guards
2. What kind of stores does Seinfeld think are overpriced?
(a) Airport stores
(b) Diamond stores
(c) Theme park stores
(d) Hotel stores
3. What does Seinfeld say he is not scared of?
4. What do driving schools remove from your driving license?
(c) Dates of birth
5. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) No one wants to see them
(b) No one would steal them
(c) People want to smell them
(d) People want to borrow them
Short Answer Questions
1. What does the little man at the terminal tell people how to do?
2. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?
3. What is the title of the second section?
4. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?
5. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?
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