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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Harry say they should have taken up years ago?
(a) Traveling
(b) Poker
(c) Swinging
(d) Golf

2. What does Harry say are as ugly as hell?
(a) Breasts
(b) Feet
(c) Backsides
(d) Penises

3. What does Pru say Nelson is ashamed of her being?
(a) In love
(b) White
(c) Pregnant
(d) Hot

4. What animal does Harry's eyes glitter like?
(a) A cow
(b) A fox
(c) A lizard
(d) A skunk

5. What does Nelson call Ma Springer?
(a) Grandma
(b) Nana
(c) Mom-mom
(d) Spring-spring

6. What does Harry say he wants to pump it in and die like?
(a) A monkey
(b) A male spider
(c) A fly
(d) A hog

7. What does Thelma suffer from?
(a) Chicken pox
(b) Cancer
(c) Lupus
(d) Mumps

8. What is Charlie's surname?
(a) Stravos
(b) Hrabel
(c) Muhill
(d) Juan

9. Which of the characters have never sailed?
(a) Thelma
(b) Harry
(c) Cindy
(d) Janice

10. What does is the name of the song the calypso singer sings at Harry's table?
(a) Love on the Beach
(b) Big Bamboo
(c) Nighty Night
(d) Stars in Your Eyes

11. What kind of car does Ma Springer own?
(a) A BMW
(b) A Maverick
(c) A Corolla
(d) A Chrysler

12. What kind of car does Jamie Nunemacher buy?
(a) A Espace
(b) A Maverick
(c) A Corolla
(d) A BMW

13. What does Harry think his wife and their friends will tease him about?
(a) Falling asleep
(b) Smoking
(c) Being late
(d) Crying

14. What did Harry used to keep in his bedside drawer?
(a) Porn magazines
(b) Condoms
(c) Money
(d) Pills

15. Who is in a deep conversation with Charlie at the wedding?
(a) Pru
(b) Janice
(c) Bessie
(d) Melanie

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Pru ask Nelson if he had sex with?

2. Who does Harry end up talking to at the wedding?

3. Why did Harry switch from brandy to beer?

4. What does Harry fear may offend Pru?

5. Who calls the family together for a conference?

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