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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the name of Samantha's ex-boyfriend?
(a) Avon.
(b) Manuel.
(c) Archer.
(d) Barnaby.

2. Which television show wants her to come on as a guest?
(a) Phil Donahue.
(b) Jerry Springer.
(c) Oprah!
(d) Sally Jesse Raphael.

3. What does Manuel say that Elizabeth must see before leaving London?
(a) The London Bridge.
(b) The Crown Jewels.
(c) Big Ben.
(d) Buckingham Palace.

4. What is Elizabeth's diagnosis?
(a) Paranoia.
(b) Schizophrenia.
(c) Manic-depressive.
(d) Atypical depression.

5. Who wrote "Love is not a victory march / It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah."
(a) Bruce Springsteen.
(b) Leonard Cohen.
(c) Edith Wharton.
(d) Elizabeth Wurtzel.

6. What makes him very different from Rafe?
(a) He hates her depressive episodes.
(b) He is obsessed with her.
(c) He is at her house all the time.
(d) He is an orphan.

7. Which of these is NOT a book that Elizabeth is taking with her?
(a) Homer's "Odyssey."
(b) Derrida's "Margins of Philosophy."
(c) Milan Kundera's "The Book of Laughter and Forgetting."
(d) Freud's "Totem and Taboo."

8. What is one of the excuses Elizabeth does NOT use with Dr. Sterling to account for the accidental blowjob?
(a) She's an alcoholic.
(b) She's a narcoleptic.
(c) The Mellaril.
(d) The time change.

9. Where does Rafe plan to return after his graduation?
(a) New York.
(b) Detriot.
(c) Minneapolis.
(d) Chicago.

10. What is Elizabeth biggest problem with Prozac initially?
(a) It takes time to kick in.
(b) She has to take so many at a time.
(c) She is a guinea pig and no one knows what will happen.
(d) She hates all of the side effects like weight gain.

11. Elizabeth believes that Rafe relishes being her personal __________.
(a) Jesus.
(b) Salvation.
(c) Butler.
(d) Slave.

12. How much time passes before Elizabeth and Rafe talk again?
(a) Two weeks.
(b) Two days.
(c) Two years.
(d) Two months.

13. Who does Elizabeth date after Rafe?
(a) Noel.
(b) Stone.
(c) Nathan.
(d) No one.

14. How does Elizabeth get food poisoning?
(a) The clam sandwich at the Tate Gallery.
(b) Raw oysters at the Tate Gallery.
(c) Quiche at the Tate Gallery.
(d) Fried fish sandwich at the Tate Gallery.

15. "And the thing about my mom is that she's totally nuts, but she's very _________."
(a) Normal.
(b) Happy.
(c) Friendly.
(d) Interesting.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who is Debi Thomas?

2. To whom does Elizabeth lose her virginity?

3. What happens to Elizabeth's mother?

4. What is Elizabeth studying at Harvard?

5. Where in Texas does she move to?

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