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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The New Judaism.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the narrator of "Breakfast at Kennedy's" find inside a darkened bunker?
(a) Orphaned puppies.
(b) Kennedy children.
(c) Politicians.
(d) Hamsters.

2. Whose non-kosher offerings are too delicious to resist, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Burger King.
(b) BBQ.
(c) Cheesesteaks.
(d) Pigs in a blanket.

3. What do the Cambodians hold captive while Ford tries to open a Coke bottle?
(a) The US Army.
(b) Ford's children.
(c) Ford's pet dolphin.
(d) The USS Mayaguez.

4. Which celebrities make a cameo in "Breakfast at Kennedy's"?
(a) Jonas Salk and Charles Lindberg.
(b) Larry King and Rosie O'Donnell.
(c) FDR and Rodney King.
(d) Michael Jackson and Harry Truman.

5. What is the mascot to be adopted by New Judaism, according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?
(a) Jewster.
(b) Jewey.
(c) Lovely Sara.
(d) Jewboy and the Rockers.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of Ford's steward?

2. What, specifically, are Jews concerned about regarding their religion according to the narrator of "The New Judaism"?

3. What decade does "Breakfast at Kennedy's" take place?

4. Where is Eileen Hanson treated for addiction?

5. How long do the visitors in the vagina stay, according to the narrator of "Martha Stewart's Vagina"?

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