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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How does Ellen say children should learn about sex?
(a) Read a book.
(b) Go to the theater.
(c) Watch a live birth.
(d) Watch cable.

2. How was Ellen told babies came to be?
(a) From a secret sauce.
(b) From a catalogue.
(c) From a load of laundry.
(d) From a garden patch.

3. How much older than Ellen is her brother?
(a) 4 years.
(b) 2 years.
(c) 3 years.
(d) 1 year.

4. What did Ellen say she chanted when she flew?
(a) This is Hell.
(b) I am going to die.
(c) Stay in the sky.
(d) Please make it stop.

5. What is the name of the friend Ellen sent a letter to?
(a) Morgan.
(b) Missy.
(c) Morgana.
(d) Maria.

Short Answer Questions

1. How was Ellen's brother treated differently than she was?

2. What does Ellen say some young boys would learn from her mistake with a cake?

3. When did Ellen first wish she was a man?

4. Why did Ellen start overfeeding her dogs?

5. How does Ellen say she proves she is a girl?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Ellen like to do while she makes French toast?

2. Why does Ellen think her high school teachers remember her as bright?

3. Why did Ellen first wish she was a man?

4. How was Ellen told babies were formed?

5. What did Ellen have to explain to others after using the restroom on a plane, and why?

6. What happened when Ellen was seated behind a nun on a plane?

7. What does Ellen say TV in the 1960s was inspired by, and why?

8. What did Rita Bangs say she remembered about Ellen?

9. What did a pet psychic say about Ellen's bird?

10. What happened when Ellen performed in front of some Marines?

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