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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Where does Jim say he is taking Emmett to get the Agent Orange test?
(d) Jackson Purchase.
2. Tom and Jim are collecting money for whose child that needs an operation?
3. What does Emmett think Jim is saying when he is talking about rap groups?
(a) That he said "rat poops".
(b) That Jim wants to rap.
(c) That he means "wrap groups".
(d) That he said "slap groups".
4. What does the doctor do when Emmett mentions Agent Orange as a possibility for his skin problems?
(a) He acts as if he didn't say anything.
(b) He laughs.
(c) He writes something down.
(d) He becomes very serious.
5. What does Sam think of her name?
(a) She hates it.
(b) She uses it to fool people.
(c) It's an all-purpose name.
(d) She wants to be called Lisa.
6. Because of working on the foundation of the house, Emmett becomes acutely conscious of what?
(a) Mold count.
(c) Basement lighting.
(d) Mud viscosity.
7. What does Emmett tell Sam is Bruce Springsteen's nickname?
(a) Bandana Man.
(b) Hot Pants.
(c) The Boss.
(d) The Working Man.
8. Why didn't Lonnie get a basketball scholarship to Murray?
(a) His parents made too much money.
(b) He didn't get his application in on time.
(c) His grades weren't good enough.
(d) He broke his thumb.
9. What does the injured soldier do on M*A*S*H do that Emmett points out to Anita?
(a) Dies on the table.
(b) Wiggles his toes.
(c) Throws a bedpan at Hawkeye.
(d) Goes into cardiac arrest.
10. Where does Sam go running early in the morning?
(a) The track at her old high school.
(b) Caewodd's Pond.
(d) The Fairview subdivision.
11. What kind of car does Sam long for?
(a) A Fiat.
(b) A Mercedes.
(c) A Trans Am.
(d) A Porsche.
12. What video game are Anita and Emmett playing when Sam calls Lonnie?
(a) Space Invaders.
(d) Chopper Command.
13. What does Mawmaw sarcastically complain that she neglected to bring on the trip that she wishes she had if she were going to sleep in the same hotel room with Emmett?
(a) Her golden slippers.
(b) Her brown wig.
(c) Her good housecoat.
(d) Her running shoes.
14. What does Sam think is tragic about Dawn?
(a) That she enjoys working at Burger Boy.
(b) That she won't eat right.
(c) That she hasn't told Ken about the pregnancy yet.
(d) That she hadn't taken the pill.
15. When Lonnie asks Emmett where birds sleep, what does he say?
(a) In nests.
(b) Birds don't sleep.
(c) In flight.
(d) In bird beds.
Short Answer Questions
1. What present does Martha get for her son's wedding that perplexes Sam?
2. How old is Tom, which is an age that Dawn thinks is really old?
3. What does Emmett say that science can't explain?
4. How does Sam think Emmett has been progressing over the years?
5. What is depicted in the tattoo on Pete's chest?
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