Erma Bombeck - This person is a humorist and essayist.
Tom Suggs - This person is humorously nominated for the honor of "Father Martyr."
Bombeck's Husband - This often-spoken of individual sees life through a humorous veil, but annoys his or her spouse with his or her loud snores.
Jackie - This person causes minor problems in his or her marriage because of a fixation on game shows which starts to affect real world interactions.
Bombeck's Daughter - This person's ear piercing causes the mother to faint.
Brucie - This individual takes his or her mother for a ride in the attempt to procure a supposedly necessary note for school.
Mike - This character is the child of a man who longs first for his lawn to recover from years of having children, but later longs for his children.
Lorraine Suggs - The person is humorously nominated...
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