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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Sedaris hopes to gain wisdom from the _______ that work at the cafeteria with him.
2. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?
3. What did Sedaris see someone dressed as and handing out leaflets on Lexington Avenue?
(d) Hot dog.
4. Where is Sedaris's first job at SantaLand?
(a) Maze Elf.
(b) Photo Elf.
(c) Magic Star.
(d) Elf Island.
5. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Khe Sahn wear to the Dunbar Thanksgiving dinner?
2. What is the name of the cafeteria where Sedaris gets a job?
3. Sedaris likes to tell customers at SantaLand that their pictures will arrive in ________.
4. Joceylyn Dunbar compares Khe Sahn to what?
5. How quickly could Santa and elf Sedaris get kids on and off Santa's lap on Christmas Eve?
Short Essay Questions
1. What are Jocelyn Dunbar's complaints about Khe Sahn?
2. What does Joceyln Dunbar have to say about her neighbor Cherise Clarmont-Shea?
3. Why is Jocelyn Dunbar being accused of baby Don's murder?
4. What happens while the Sedaris family is eating dinner to celebrate Lisa's eighteenth birthday?
5. How does Jocelyn Dunbar treat Khe Sahn?
6. What is David's opinion of his sister Lisa?
7. What does David think about while he washes dishes at the cafeteria?
8. Who is Khe Sahn in "Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!"?
9. What is the decor of the Piccadilly Cafeteria like?
10. What does the SantaLand training for elves include?
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