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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Sedaris dreams of writing for ___________.
(a) One Life to Live.
(b) All My Children.
(c) General Hospital.
(d) Days of Our Lives.
2. What is the name of the cafeteria where Lisa Sedaris gets a job?
(c) K & W.
3. What does Khe Sahn wear to the Dunbar Thanksgiving dinner?
(a) Plastic bags.
(b) Silk slip.
4. Who is the mall Santa in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Police chief.
(c) Retired principal.
(d) Street person.
5. What kind of tattoo does Jackelyn Dunbar's husband have on his neck?
6. What is Lisa Sedaris's job at the cafeteria?
(a) Steam tables.
(b) Dish washer.
(c) Salad prep.
(d) Meat carver.
7. What day does Khe Sahn arrive at the Dunbar home?
(a) Christmas Eve.
(c) Groundhog Day.
8. In a previous interview, Sedaris said he liked the ________.
9. What city do David and Lisa Sedaris live in?
(a) St. Louis.
10. What is the name of Jackelyn Dunbar's husband?
11. Who is the most adorable elf in SantaLand?
12. What is Kevin Dunbar majoring in at college?
(b) Vietnamese history.
(d) Chemical engineering.
13. Joceylyn Dunbar compares Khe Sahn to what?
(d) Siamese cat.
14. What does Sedaris feel for the shoppers who come to eat at the cafeteria where he works?
15. The cafeteria where Sedaris works is decorated in ________.
(a) Fake leather.
(b) Fake wood.
(c) Red velvet.
(d) Black velet.
Short Answer Questions
1. What is the name of Dinah's boyfriend?
2. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?
3. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?
4. What was the name of Clifford Dunbar's first wife?
5. What is the date of Jocelyn Dunbar's hearing?
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