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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Jocelyn Dunbar's motto is "A family is not a ___________."
(a) Good time.
(b) Commune.
(c) Choice.
(d) Charitable organization.
2. Sedaris says he wants to be an elf because it is a _________ career opportunity.
(a) Dismal.
(b) Good.
(c) Promising.
(d) Frightening.
3. Where is Khe Sahn from?
(a) Cambodia.
(b) Korea.
(c) China.
(d) Vietnam.
4. Jocelyn Dunbar refers to her family's tragedy as what in the first paragraph of "Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!"?
(a) Setbacks.
(b) Hassles.
(c) Inconveniences.
(d) Disappointments.
5. In "Dinah, the Christmas Whore" Sedaris compares mall shoppers to what?
(a) Sheep.
(b) Drones.
(c) Cows.
(d) Zombies.
6. How long has Sedaris been in New York at the beginning of "SantaLand Diaries?"
(a) 3 months.
(b) 3 weeks.
(c) 6 months.
(d) 6 weeks.
7. What time is Sedaris's plane supposed to leave in "SantaLand Diaries"?
(a) 10 p.m.
(b) 9 p.m.
(c) 8 p.m.
(d) 11 p.m.
8. Where is Sedaris's first job at SantaLand?
(a) Maze Elf.
(b) Elf Island.
(c) Photo Elf.
(d) Magic Star.
9. Where does Kevin Dunbar go to college?
(a) Feeny State.
(b) Fresno State.
(c) Feesy College.
(d) Freeman College.
10. The cafeteria where Sedaris works is decorated in ________.
(a) Black velet.
(b) Red velvet.
(c) Fake leather.
(d) Fake wood.
11. How many letters did Clifford Dunbar send to his wife while he was in the service?
(a) 4.
(b) 10.
(c) 1.
(d) 50.
12. Where does Lisa take the phone to have a private conversation?
(a) Carport.
(b) Bathroom.
(c) Closet.
(d) Porch.
13. What show does Khe Sahn watch to learn English?
(a) American Idol.
(b) Evening news.
(c) Sesame Street.
(d) Law and Order.
14. What kind of soap does Kyle Dunbar use for carving gnomes?
(a) Ivory.
(b) Dove.
(c) Irish Spring.
(d) Petal soft.
15. Who does Sedaris discuss the Santa/Satan connection with?
(a) Sleighbell.
(b) Crumpet.
(c) Snowball.
(d) Puff.
Short Answer Questions
1. Which is Sedaris's least favorite job at SantaLand?
2. Christmas is causing Sedaris to have a(n) _________ in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore."
3. How old is Khe Sahn Dunbar?
4. What is Kevin Dunbar majoring in at college?
5. Joceylyn Dunbar compares Khe Sahn to what?
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