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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Everything about the_______ intimidates Sedaris in SantaLand.
(a) Elf costume.
(b) Holiday season.
(c) Cash register.
2. What does Sedaris feel for the shoppers who come to eat at the cafeteria where he works?
3. How old is Kyle Dunbar?
4. What birthday is Lisa celebrating when she gets a mysterious phone call during dinner?
5. What does Jocelyn Dunbar use to make Khe Sahn some dresses?
(a) Baby clothes.
(b) Trash bags.
6. Sedaris graciously accepts leaflets from someone dressed as a ______ .
(a) Hot dog.
7. Where is Sedaris's first job at SantaLand?
(a) Magic Star.
(b) Maze Elf.
(c) Elf Island.
(d) Photo Elf.
8. The cafeteria where Sedaris works is decorated in ________.
(a) Fake wood.
(b) Fake leather.
(c) Black velet.
(d) Red velvet.
9. At his cafeteria job, what list does Sedaris keep posted at his work station?
(a) Latin vocabulary.
(b) Irregular Spanish verbs.
(d) Inspirational sayings.
10. How many letters did Clifford Dunbar send to his wife while he was in the service?
11. What is Sedaris's favorite job at SantaLand?
(a) Usher Elf.
(b) Maze Elf.
(c) Photo Elf.
(d) Pointer Elf.
12. How long does it take the police to get the Dunbars home after Jocelyn calls them?
(a) 25 minutes.
(b) 26 minutes.
(c) 24 minutes.
(d) 27 minutes.
13. One afternoon they set a record at SantaLand by getting _______ people through in one hour.
14. What is the name of the cafeteria where Sedaris gets a job?
(c) K & W.
15. Where does Kevin Dunbar go to college?
(a) Fresno State.
(b) Freeman College.
(c) Feeny State.
(d) Feesy College.
Short Answer Questions
1. Joceylyn Dunbar compares Khe Sahn to what?
2. What is the legal name of Jackelyn Dunbar's baby?
3. The SantaLand ad promises _________.
4. What is the feeling Sedaris has for his sister Lisa at the end of "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
5. What is the date of Jocelyn Dunbar's hearing?
This section contains 308 words
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