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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How many pages of forms does Sedaris fill out for his elf application?
(a) 10.
(b) 2.
(c) 5.
(d) 15.

2. Who drew Sedaris' name for family gift giving in "Dinah, the Christmas Whore"?
(a) Tiffany.
(b) Mr. Sedaris.
(c) Lisa.
(d) Dinah.

3. Tiny Tim's performance rivals the ________ for brightness.
(a) Moonlight.
(b) Spotlight.
(c) Exit sign.
(d) Street light.

4. One afternoon they set a record at SantaLand by getting _______ people through in one hour.
(a) 600.
(b) 1000.
(c) 1200.
(d) 1400.

5. What is the nickname Cliff Dunbar gives to his grandson?
(a) Bad baby.
(b) Crack Baby.
(c) Loser.
(d) Idiot.

Short Answer Questions

1. Thaddeus Bristol is gagging from the smell of spray painted ______.

2. Thaddeus Bristol says it's hard to look past Dickens' what?

3. Where is baby Don found dead in the house?

4. What famous visitor to SantaLand does Sedaris point out to everyone?

5. What day does Khe Sahn arrive at the Dunbar home?

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