This section provides a short description of all the major objects in the book. This can be printed out as a study guide for students, used as a "key" for leading a class discussion, or you can jump to the quiz/homework section to find worksheets that incorporate these descriptions into a variety of question formats.
SantaLand - This place contains a long path through a village with dioramas of penguins.
One Life to Live - This is what Sedaris dreams of writing for when he moves to New York.
Sallie Mae - Sedaris says that this company is a predatory bully.
Feeny State - A son is destined for success here.
Burlap Dresses - These are used as examples of a matriarchs generosity.
Crack Baby - This is a nickname for a grandson.
Piccadilly Cafeteria - The decor of this place is tacky but superficially elegant...
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