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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. If students are our future, what does Henderson say is also our future?
(a) Cheap beer.
(b) Pastafarianism.
(c) Alcoholism.
(d) Empirical science.
2. What is the "random and heartless struggle for dominance, commonly known as the survival of the fittest" described by Longshanks in his note?
(a) Evolution.
(b) Youth group.
(c) Rush hour.
(d) High school.
3. How many rubber bands does one need to make the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?
(a) About 100.
(b) About 50.
(c) About 200.
(d) About 10.
4. What type of flour is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of?
(a) Semolina.
(b) Rice.
(c) No one knows.
(d) Buckwheat.
5. What two epithets do Snodgrass and Jaffari use to describe who they try to appeal to?
(a) Brainiacs and nerds.
(b) Bible-thumpers and NASCAR fans.
(c) Brainiacs and NASCAR fans.
(d) Bible-thumpers and brainiacs.
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Longshanks say is wrong with all the scientists who support the theory of Evolution?
2. Who does Henderson say is creator of the theory of Intelligent Design?
3. How long has it been since the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Earth?
4. In James Blackburn, Ph.D.'s note, what does EGO stand for?
5. What is NOT a supply needed to make a Pirate-fish stencil?
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