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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In the experiment Henderson describes, what should one do with the kiwi birds to test their ability to fly?
(a) Throw them off a cliff.
(b) Train them to fly.
(c) Hypnotize them.
(d) Raise them with a family of sparrows.

2. What is the official religion of Japan?
(a) Confucianism
(b) Shintoism.
(c) Taoism.
(d) Buddhism.

3. What type of flour is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of?
(a) No one knows.
(b) Buckwheat.
(c) Semolina.
(d) Rice.

4. What do Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate is the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not eradicate poverty, cancer, global warming, etc.?
(a) He is trying to rekindle the low-carb diet craze.
(b) He is trying to make mankind turn back to His Noodly Goodness.
(c) He is trying to teach mankind a lesson.
(d) He is sleeping.

5. What does Henderson speculate is the reason college students drink so much?
(a) They are trying to stay hydrated.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is trying to turn them back into Pirates.
(c) It makes going to class more fun.
(d) They are drinking to the glory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is scrapple made of?

2. What does Henderson say may cause proponents of Intelligent Design to join with Pastafarians?

3. What group is "the most dogmatic of all" Christians?

4. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?

5. When is a parrot -- or parrot substitute -- useful to a Pirate?

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