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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. How long has it been since the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Earth?
(a) 6,000,000,000 years.
(b) 1,000,000 years.
(c) 6,000 years.
(d) 5,000 years.
2. Why do Pastafarians tend to be secretive?
(a) They have been threatened with violence.
(b) Many people claim that their beliefs are unsubstantiated.
(c) Most people do not take them seriously.
(d) They are being persecuted by Hari Krishnas.
3. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?
4. What are the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs made of in the FSM Simulacrum?
(a) Brown clay.
(b) Brown putty.
(c) Brown pipe cleaners.
(d) Brown fluff balls.
5. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?
(a) The FSM likes hitting humans on the head.
(b) The FSM likes short people.
(c) The FSM does not want humans floating around in space.
(d) The FSM is trying to hold humans still.
Short Answer Questions
1. What is scrapple made of?
2. Scientists say kiwi birds never developed what ability?
3. Why does Henderson say witches are no longer a problem in the 21st century?
4. What does Henderson speculate is the reason college students drink so much?
5. What is the official drink of Pirates?
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