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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - Bobby Answers the Big Questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Longshanks say is wrong with all the scientists who support the theory of Evolution?
(a) They had no sense of humor.
(b) Their experiments have been disproven.
(c) They are all dead.
(d) They all have terrible haircuts.
2. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do when he was "careless, cruel, drunk, or even high?"
(a) Stepped on Atlantis.
(b) Created life.
(c) Overslept.
(d) Made volcanoes.
3. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say are NOT voices for Evolution?
(a) Liberal media.
(b) Pirates.
(c) Judges.
(d) Scientists.
4. What is the Communion Test designed to prove?
(a) The meatballs are healthy.
(b) The existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) That pasta is better than bread.
(d) That communion wafers are poisonous.
5. What type of flour is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of?
(a) Semolina.
(b) Rice.
(c) No one knows.
(d) Buckwheat.
Short Answer Questions
1. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?
2. What happens when the Christian in the experiment eats 2,500 calories of the Communion wafers?
3. What does Henderson say caused the extinction of the dodo bird?
4. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?
5. In "An Alternative Vision," what "grim reality" is NOT mentioned?
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