Olympia Binewski McGurk (Oly) - This character, an albino hunchback dwarf, is the narrator of the story.
Arturo Binewski (Arty) - Born with flippers instead of hands and feet, this character attempts to cover up his insecurities by becoming overly controlling of everyone and everything else around.
Fortunato (Chick) - This character appears fully normal on the outside but is considered the most powerful and most sensitive Binewski family member.
Elektra and Iphigenia Binewski (Elly and Iphy) - These characters are Siamese twins who possess a talent on the piano as well as a keen sexual power.
Miss Mary Lick - This character is a lone, solitary figure who lives off of a family fortune that funds "projects" to modify women.
Miranda Binewski - This character, who has a tiny tail, is sent to a convent at the age of two.
Lillian Hinchcliff Binewski (Crystal Lil) -...
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